Q. what do you need to spot a horse a kilometer away?

A. Good eyesight!

Q. What horse can give you a cold?

A. A Draught horse.

Q. What disease are horses terrified of?

A. Hay fever.

Q. Why couldn't the police catch the stolen horse?

A. Because they didn't have any leads.

Q. Who can go as fact as a race horse?

A. A jockey!

Q. How many feet in a polo field?

A. Depends how many horses are standing in it.

Q. Why cant horses dance very well?

A. They have 2 left feet!

Q. What's a Clydesdale's favorite sport?

A. Squash!

Q. What goes black, white, black, white THUMP?

A. A pinto rolling down the stairs.

Q. Which animal has more hands than feet?

A. A horse!

Q. Why can’t Appaloosas escape from their paddocks?

A. Because their always spotted!

Q. What kind of a horse has 3 legs?

A. They all do!

Q. Why did the police charge the fat horse?

A. He exceeded the feed limit.

Q. What is a horse’s favorite fruit?

A. Canter-loupe.

Q. What is the hardest thing about learning to ride?

A. The ground!

Q. Where do you find a horse with no legs?

A. Where you left it!

Q. What is a zebra?

A. A horse that escaped from prison.

Q. Why did the cowboy take a bale of hay to bed?

A. So he could feed his nightmares.

Q. Why do horses wear shoes?

A. because they would look silly in their socks.

Q. Why did the man wear a horse on his back?

A. He was told they are the best jumpers.

Q. Whets brown and can see just as well from either end.

A. A horse with its eyes shut.

Q. Why was the horse well mannered?

A. He'd stop at every jump and let his jockey go first.

Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?

A. That some poor horse is running around in his stockings.